I'm So Grateful...

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A husband and wife were watching the news on television: The devastation at the World Trade Center; the videos of people from different countries around the world crying with Americans over the events of the past few weeks; reporters updating and attempting to analyze political strategy; President Bush making speeches.

The wife turns to the husband and says, "I'm so thankful that Bush is our President. He is doing such a wonderful job."

The husband turns to the wife and says, "Shut up, Tipper!"