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A bus load of lawyers heading to a convention crashes on a country road. Highway patrol turns up and finds the bus but no bodies? Sees a farmer
working his field nearby with his bulldozer and ask him. He confirms the terrible wreck and says the driver and all the lawyers died so he dug a
mass grave and buried them to help out. Patrolman is shocked and says “sir as much as we appreciate the help - you’re not a doctor - are you sure they were all dead?” Farmer replies “some of them said they were alive… but who believes anything a lawyer says.” |