I need $400

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So a relative called and asked me if I could loan her $400 to help her pay her rent. I told her...give me a minute let me check my account and I'll call you right back." Before I could check my funds, my aunt called and said, "Don’t give her any money because she's lying". My aunt proceeded to tell me that she wants to use that $400 to get her boyfriend out of jail because she wants to be under the same roof with him for the holidays!!!

So I thought about it for a minute, and decided to go ahead and give her the $400.

I called and said, "Come on, I got you." A couple hours later, I got a call from the County Jail, and it was her...

"Why did you give me counterfeit money?!"

So I replied with the best answer I could...

"So you and your boyfriend would be under the same roof for the holidays. You’re welcome."